LETS GET RIPPED!
I’m tired of being so responsible
Its time to take a break, and wash it all away
I’m gonna hold myself accountable
Its time to make or break, and turn it loose today
Home safe not gonna drive
I’ll stay right here and stay alive
Got everything I need
Some mad tunes, a huge TV
My favorite scotch The Balvenie
Perhaps a little weed? … So LETS GET RIPPED!
We all work hard so its acceptable
Its time to shut it down, and tear it loose right now
We’re gonna make this bash respectable
Its time to turn it up, and play it fuckin loud
Here we go we’re not alone
Just pour another chilled Patrone
Lets kick it into gear
Coronas have no end in sight, A Heineken or Miller Light
We have all kinds of beer … so LETS GET RIPPED!
My buzz is huge and unbelievable
I’m in the stratosphere, an altitude unknown
A bigger buzz would be impossible
Inebriated cyclone
Because its what we deserve, no need to conserve
So come on and LETS GET RIPPED!
And it’s our God-given right, to stay buzzed all night
So come on and LETS GET RIPPED!
Because we followed the script, and came well equipped
We chugged never sipped, and then double-dipped
My pants got unzipped, I’m so pussy whipped
So come on and LETS GET RIPPED! (3x and out)
September 26, 2011
(Inspired by watching Pat Guadagno play a rip-roaring drinking tune!)